Koda - 5 weeks

Here are some pictures of my FAVORITE niece KODA at 5 weeks....

Isn't she BEAUTIFUL???

Don't you love those little hands??

SERIOUSLY...darling!!
I am the LUCKIEST aunt EVER!!

Email, blogger, facebook.....(LOSER)

A day in the life of a jobless bum . . . . (Monday-Wednesday)...FYI; I do have an AMAZING/INCREDIBLE/UNBELIVEABLE social life Thrusdays-Sundays...:) I consider myself to be a three-day a week loser.
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*Wake up....ponder as to why I should even bother getting out of bed.
*Eat breakfast. Shower. Get ready....JUST IN CASE by SOME small chance, if all the stars are lined up correctly....SOMEONE calls me back, and I have an interview.
*Check email, blogger, facebook....my only connections to the outside world.
*Check the mailbox...I love getting mail...esp from CC companies/insurance agents...etc. Hooray.
*Print off more resumes....and hit the road. NO LIE...I am sure I have met with/talked too/dropped off Resumes too....about 25 different places. Ohh the humanity. I am SOOO SICK of job hunting. I have even ventured an HOUR up north...the commute would suck, BUT I AM DESPERATE!!
*Come home from job hunting...feel like an even BIGGER loser than I did before I left.
*Play on the Wii Fit...(gets my aggression out)
*Chase the dog around the house. . . . then she chases me, (are you starting to get jealous??)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....just in case.
*Eat dinner.
*Talk on the phone.
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....once again...just in case.
*Brush my teeth, wash my face, FLOSS (that's for you MOM)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....I'm such a loser/stalker:)
*Go to bed. Yawn.
Are you jealous??? Do you wish you were a jobless loser? I can't wait til the weekend. I need a break:)
Do you have an exciting life?? Do you check your email, blogger, facebook as much as I do?? Have you not taken any pictures since Christmas....because your life is SOO not eventful. Entertain me. GIVE me a reason to check my email, blogger, facebook 100 times a day. Even better....for all you out of towners...quit being lazy and make a trip to Utah. Come enjoy the million inches of snow we keep getting. It's a blast.

Broken Bum

I have looked and looked for the perfect picture for this post...but I have come up with nothing. No google image of "BUM" was quite fitting. (PS....I highly reccommend you don't try googling that either)
As stated in my previous post...I am a bum (jobless bum that is)....well folks, I took the whole "bum" thing to a new level. I now have a broken bum.
You may be asking yourself....'how does one, break their bum'....don't worry, I shall explain.
About 10 glorious days ago...I slipped on a freshly waxed wood floor, and landed...on my bum/head. Not one of my finer moments. The headache went away the next day, but the bumache...is still a throbbin!!

Needless to say...the ole tail bone is rather sore.
Bending over has never hurt worse...
Sitting for long periods of time, is a thing of the past....
And getting in and out of my car is sheer HELL.
Whoever knew you used your tailbone for so much.

I guess my next big investment, will be a donut pillow.

I'm a bum...

I SERIOUSLY couldn't have graduated at a worse time in HISTORY!! Here I am, graduated...and my job ended in December. They had to lay off 9 designers due to the economy...grrrr....
If you know of a job...any job....let me know. I HATE job hunting!!! It's only been two weeks and I am FRUSTRATED!!

Help me.