Monday, January 26, 2009

Email, blogger, facebook.....(LOSER)

A day in the life of a jobless bum . . . . (Monday-Wednesday)...FYI; I do have an AMAZING/INCREDIBLE/UNBELIVEABLE social life Thrusdays-Sundays...:) I consider myself to be a three-day a week loser.
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*Wake up....ponder as to why I should even bother getting out of bed.
*Eat breakfast. Shower. Get ready....JUST IN CASE by SOME small chance, if all the stars are lined up correctly....SOMEONE calls me back, and I have an interview.
*Check email, blogger, facebook....my only connections to the outside world.
*Check the mailbox...I love getting mail...esp from CC companies/insurance agents...etc. Hooray.
*Print off more resumes....and hit the road. NO LIE...I am sure I have met with/talked too/dropped off Resumes too....about 25 different places. Ohh the humanity. I am SOOO SICK of job hunting. I have even ventured an HOUR up north...the commute would suck, BUT I AM DESPERATE!!
*Come home from job hunting...feel like an even BIGGER loser than I did before I left.
*Play on the Wii Fit...(gets my aggression out)
*Chase the dog around the house. . . . then she chases me, (are you starting to get jealous??)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....just in case.
*Eat dinner.
*Talk on the phone.
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....once again...just in case.
*Brush my teeth, wash my face, FLOSS (that's for you MOM)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....I'm such a loser/stalker:)
*Go to bed. Yawn.
Are you jealous??? Do you wish you were a jobless loser? I can't wait til the weekend. I need a break:)
Do you have an exciting life?? Do you check your email, blogger, facebook as much as I do?? Have you not taken any pictures since Christmas....because your life is SOO not eventful. Entertain me. GIVE me a reason to check my email, blogger, facebook 100 times a day. Even better....for all you out of towners...quit being lazy and make a trip to Utah. Come enjoy the million inches of snow we keep getting. It's a blast.

16 comments:

Becky Foster said...

Oh my dearest Lindsey, I feel for you in some sense, in that I sit at home and feel bad for myself, and check my email/blog/facebook, oh like 10 times a day. Just know that you're not alone. My advice for you...don't get a job and make money, just spend money and buy a ticket to San Antonio, and I'll house you and feed you. Deal...wait are you still with your boy??

Ali Andrus said...

Hi weinus. I feel for you. I am husbandless right now so I come home to nobody and check my facebook/email/blogger until I get tired and fall asleep. And my hubby is not getting very many hours at work up in Logan so he probably can relate too. But no worries b/c soon I will be there and we need to all get together!!

Linda and Dave Browne said...

Well, I must just be a pathetic loser (and I have a job) as I'm checking email, blogger, facebook (what's your account?) myself multiple times a day.

I'm sure you'll get a job when the perfect one comes along. Just keep your chin up kiddo!

I love you!

And, tell me about your boyfriend...

Ashley and Dave said...

BAH HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Just wait till you are a mom. Don't get me wrong, being a mom is awesome it is just a little repetitive and yes, I am a little ashamed to say, I probably check facebook/ hotmail and blogger just as much as you do! We should be leaving eachother more messages, DANG IT!

I am glad you are a jobless loser. It makes me like you more :)

Sabs said...

um why haven't you been posting more in all your blog-checking? I need some entertainment too!! and i hold my breath everyday that they'll be a new one from "Enjoy the Journey". Come see me. We could blog together.

Landon and Dana said...

you are adorable! sometimes i wish i was jobless.... to bad there is no perfect inbetween!

Aimee Smith said...

Okay I check my stuff that much too and I have a job!!!! Lyns, I do not however have a husband on weeknights because he words until eleven pm... lets get together!

Judi said...

Hey Lyns,
You may be a jobless loser, but your the cutest jobless loser I know. You can re-decorate my home anytime!

KennyDupree said...

Ummmmm..........I live like 10 minutes away and too have no life....maybe we should play?

maggie

Brad and Alison said...

hehehe! I am guessing you will read this on your third go around tonight. You are a big nerd, thats for sure! j/k. I never have anything as creative and worth reading like you always do, hence the reason why I never post..so pretty much I'm a lame-o. What kind of job do you exactly want? Are you looking for an Interior Designer position or for something in design in general? I'll keep my eyes peeled for ya.

Brianna said...

OH my sweet love. You are too cute. Hunny, anytime you are bored, call me! I love hearing your beautiful voice. :-) I saw a job in Logan for an Interior Designer Teacher!! It was posted on the Workforce Services website!!! Check to see if it's still there!!!!

Kimberly Davis said...

I'm feeling your pain, why don't you use one of your dads flyer miles and come & visit!!!! It only averages 18 below, but my kids would keep you busy!

Scott and Glory said...

Lyns, you are NOT a loser in my eyes. I love your guts! I wish you could come to Logan and organize my craft room. Want to?? i am serious. Let's talk, k?

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