Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Koda - 5 weeks

Here are some pictures of my FAVORITE niece KODA at 5 weeks....

Isn't she BEAUTIFUL???

Don't you love those little hands??

SERIOUSLY...darling!!
I am the LUCKIEST aunt EVER!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Email, blogger, facebook.....(LOSER)

A day in the life of a jobless bum . . . . (Monday-Wednesday)...FYI; I do have an AMAZING/INCREDIBLE/UNBELIVEABLE social life Thrusdays-Sundays...:) I consider myself to be a three-day a week loser.
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*Wake up....ponder as to why I should even bother getting out of bed.
*Eat breakfast. Shower. Get ready....JUST IN CASE by SOME small chance, if all the stars are lined up correctly....SOMEONE calls me back, and I have an interview.
*Check email, blogger, facebook....my only connections to the outside world.
*Check the mailbox...I love getting mail...esp from CC companies/insurance agents...etc. Hooray.
*Print off more resumes....and hit the road. NO LIE...I am sure I have met with/talked too/dropped off Resumes too....about 25 different places. Ohh the humanity. I am SOOO SICK of job hunting. I have even ventured an HOUR up north...the commute would suck, BUT I AM DESPERATE!!
*Come home from job hunting...feel like an even BIGGER loser than I did before I left.
*Play on the Wii Fit...(gets my aggression out)
*Chase the dog around the house. . . . then she chases me, (are you starting to get jealous??)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....just in case.
*Eat dinner.
*Talk on the phone.
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....once again...just in case.
*Brush my teeth, wash my face, FLOSS (that's for you MOM)
*Check email, blogger, facebook again....I'm such a loser/stalker:)
*Go to bed. Yawn.
Are you jealous??? Do you wish you were a jobless loser? I can't wait til the weekend. I need a break:)
Do you have an exciting life?? Do you check your email, blogger, facebook as much as I do?? Have you not taken any pictures since Christmas....because your life is SOO not eventful. Entertain me. GIVE me a reason to check my email, blogger, facebook 100 times a day. Even better....for all you out of towners...quit being lazy and make a trip to Utah. Come enjoy the million inches of snow we keep getting. It's a blast.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Broken Bum

I have looked and looked for the perfect picture for this post...but I have come up with nothing. No google image of "BUM" was quite fitting. (PS....I highly reccommend you don't try googling that either)
As stated in my previous post...I am a bum (jobless bum that is)....well folks, I took the whole "bum" thing to a new level. I now have a broken bum.
You may be asking yourself....'how does one, break their bum'....don't worry, I shall explain.
About 10 glorious days ago...I slipped on a freshly waxed wood floor, and landed...on my bum/head. Not one of my finer moments. The headache went away the next day, but the bumache...is still a throbbin!!

Needless to say...the ole tail bone is rather sore.
Bending over has never hurt worse...
Sitting for long periods of time, is a thing of the past....
And getting in and out of my car is sheer HELL.
Whoever knew you used your tailbone for so much.

I guess my next big investment, will be a donut pillow.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I'm a bum...


I SERIOUSLY couldn't have graduated at a worse time in HISTORY!! Here I am, graduated...and my job ended in December. They had to lay off 9 designers due to the economy...grrrr....
If you know of a job...any job....let me know. I HATE job hunting!!! It's only been two weeks and I am FRUSTRATED!!

Help me.

Monday, December 29, 2008

A long, long time ago....I was born



And today, I celebrated (cried through) another birthday. Hot Dog. It's over.
Soon, I will have to be spoon fed again.....any takers?? Diapers too....this getting old business is a VICIOUS cycle! Happy Birthday.... (grrrr)

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Just call me AUNTY LINDS!!!!

*NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED!!*
Kodalyn Michelle
December 20 at 12:30am
9 lbs 1 oz
21 inches

My Brother Landon and his Wife MaLese are the proud parents of this little angel. Not that I am biased or anything...but SERIOUSLY this little girl is DARLING!!


First Family Picture

Grandma and Grandpa Davis

I'M and AUNT!!!

isn't she FANTASTICALLY DARLING???? I love her little face!! I love the picture of her laughing...She TOTALLY thinks I am Hilarious!! She's a KEEPER!!! Congrats Baby Brother and FAVORITE sista in law!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! (and LOVE YOU even more Dakota:)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

My USU Graduation.......kinda...not really....grrr.....

Many of you are gasping is disbelief that the "Eternal Student", has finally done it. Yes folks, Saturday I Graduated....(Kinda). Feel free to have a good laugh at my expense.

Graduation, CLEARLY has never been my thing. The day before my HS graduation, my best friend Sabrina and I were in a car accident. No worries, we both lived, but we were in a TON of pain at Graduation. Something else happend right before I graduated Medical Assisting school...but I can't remember!! Needless to say, Saturday I was a little scared:)

I drove up to Logan Friday night and stayed with my old roommate. About 1:15am I noticed that the storm that had been threatening to come, was showing its ugly face. At 6:00am I called my parents and told them the weather was FAR too bad for them to make the dangerous drive to Logan. All of you Loganites can testify that Sardine Canyon, in a storm, is a BEAST!!
I figured since my parents were snowed out, that I wasn't going to go sit in a two hour graduation, and walk for no one!! Instead, I went SHOPPING!!! Big mistake.

Besides the fact that mother nature was beatin down hard and by 10am there was already 8 inches of snow...I decided that I needed to wrap up my Christmas shopping. To make a long and cold story short....I BLEW A TIRE!!! Did I mention that it was a blizzard out there??? I had been driving around all morning before I realized that the noise was,not my car beatin down on the snow and ice...it was the RIM OF MY TIRE!!! I wanted to cry and laugh....remember how I JUST replaced my windsheild last saturday....grrrr....

My dear friend Chad came and put on my spare and followed me to Big-O. It took those idiots TWO HOURS to fix it...and then when I went back to go get my car...they had left the SUN ROOF OPEN!! Who the *&^&%* knows why....it was a BLIZZARD!!! So, my car was filled with SNOW!!! I was TICKED!

I was tired and cold, but I needed a picture of me in my Grad-get-up. So once again I braved the zero-butt degree weather and grabbed my friend Liz and headed up to USU for a Graduation Picture!!

Here I am, freezing on the A:)

NOTE: Never try and jump off the A in the snow. It NEVER works out.

OUCH!!! Luckily the concrete and snow broke my fall....OUCH OUCH OUCH. My leg and arm hurt SOOO bad today!! What a dork!

I am totally swearing under my breath in this picture! j/k, but I wanted too. I was FREEZING, sore, coverd in snow and laughing so hard, I nearly wet myself!!
Needless to say, I got in my car, braved the weather and headed home. Stupid Graduation!! 7 years for NOTHING:) just kidding!! It has NEVER felt better!! It was actually quite a funny day, and I am SOO glad that my graduation isn't like ANYONE elses!!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Alive and kicking....????

BARELY.....

I would like to say, I am still alive. Feel HONORED if I have talked to you in the past week, and feel even MORE honored if you hear from me before Friday. Here's why...

In the past week. . . .

*I replaced my windshield, thanks to a flying boulder that hit my window on the freeway. Grrrr...all I can say is $$$$$$. Stupid Semi. (BLESSING...the baby boulder didn't do MORE damage)

*After one year of being kidney stone free....BAM...Got another one. This one stuck around for 5 days, and still hasn't passed. LUCKILY this must be a tiny little buggar, because it wasn't NEARLY as deadly as the triplets I passed last year. (BLESSING...I stayed out of the hospital, and insurance has NO idea about this little fella)

*FINALS...need I say more? Busniess Law and Stats will shake me to my grave. Recently I have developed a twitch and a studder. My Stats final is to-to-to-tonight and my Law test is (shudder) tomorrow.(BLESSING...Graduation is Saturday. Keep your fingers crossed).

So, this shall help you understand why I suck as a friend and blogger this week. I promise I shall return soon. I have missed you all greatly. Pray that I re-re-re-return.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Flashback...

Sabrina....I have a little secret for you...
LOOK WHO I FOUND????
Thanks to the amazing technology of Facebook...
I FOUND ASH!!
And then the very next day, I ran into Dana at a store!!
MIRACLES HAPPEN!

These pictures were taken my freshman year at Ricks....(BYU-I...whatever)

I LOVE these girls!!! and have missed them too much!!
Dana, Ashley, Me, Sabrina...
We look SOOO young. We are BABIES in this picture...this was 6 years ago...My GOODNESS I am getting old.

SABS.... does this make you want to come out and see us soon??? Think of the memories!!! We could go light fireworks on someones doorstep, and then hide like bra-less fools in a locked up laundry room...until the door gets ripped off and we are SOAKED to death:)

Dana....it was SPLENDID to run into you today and hug like fools in the Christmas tree isle. Since we live like 20 minutes away from eachother now...I expect great things. Ash and I are planning a sleepover at your house...get my bed ready.

Ash...Talking to you tonight was a little peice of heaven. Ohh how I can't wait to see you....SOON!! Even though I haven't heard your voice...IN YEARS...I can't wait to talk to you again... SOON!!! Notice how I keep saying...SOON!! We need to get together and take LOADS of pictures to PLASTER all over Facebook:)

Well girls...hope you had a fun (short) trip down memory lane:) I can't believe how CLOSE we all got after only 4 months!! LOVE YOU GIRLS!! oh and check out eachother's blogs...there are links on my list!! ENJOY :)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

MASKED for MARRIAGE!

This week the KK6 had another crazy reunion. Becky flew in from Texas...JUST FOR US! (or at least we think so) On our girls night out, we surprised Ms. ASHLEE with a BACHLORETTE party! It was PERFECT! She never even saw it coming! I went to an AWESOME party store and found 6 fantastic masks for our little outting:)

My Girls....Megan, Brianna, Becky, Ashlee, Me and Jenny

We met up at Trolley Square...and had a BLAST looking and acting like fools!! Luckily that mall was pretty empty on a Thursday night:)

We played the PANTY game....let me tell you...NOTHING looks funnier than a bunch of chicks struttin around in panties for a photo shoot!! THANK GOODNESS for self timers!!
We'd like to think that our bodies spelled ASHLEE...
We topped the night off with a delicious trip to the Old Spaghetti Factory...YUM!!!
I miss my Becky!! It was SOOO great to have her back, even if it was just for a day!
Here we are...the crazy 6!!! It felt SOOO complete having Ms. Becky back!! I LOVE THESE GIRLS!! we had SOOO much fun, as you can tell!!